107-part 01 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
107 The One With the Blackout - Part 01

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe,
who is playing her guitar for the crowd.]
[場景：中央咖啡園，瑞秋正在介紹菲碧，她正要為大家表演吉他]

Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh...
Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
各位觀眾？噓、噓、呃…中央咖啡園很榮幸為各位帶來音樂表演，
歡迎菲碧巴菲。

(applause)
（鼓掌）

Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about
that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about.
OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out)
OK, thank you very much.
嗨，嗯，我想要從這首歌開始，它是有關於你突然了解生命是怎麼一回事
的瞬間。好的，開始囉。（彈奏一和弦，然後燈突然滅掉）
很好，非常感謝各位。

[Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside.
The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.]
[場景：銀行提款機房，錢德在裡面。燈光暗下，他發現自己被困在裡面。]

Chandler: Oh, great. This is just...
喔，好啊。這真是...

(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him.
He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
(錢德看到有個漂亮的模特兒跟他一起在廳裡，他做了一個安靜的興奮手勢)

Opening Credits
片頭名單

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone with her mother.
Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，莫妮卡正和媽媽通電話。菲碧、瑞秋、羅斯在那]

Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
哇，這真的好酷你們看。整個城市都黑掉了！

Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens,
and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
媽說範圍包含整個曼哈頓、一部分布魯克林和皇后區，
他們不知道什麼時候能夠恢復。

Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
哇，大夥們，這真嚴重。

Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom?
Who am I gonna meet in a blackout?
Power company guys? Eligible looters?
Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
(對話筒)褲子跟毛衣？幹嘛，媽？我停電的時候可以去找誰？
電力公司的人嗎？那些合法的搶匪？
我們可不可以改天再說啊？好。(掛電話)

Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment
and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
我可以借一下電話嗎？我想打回我家看看我奶奶的狀況。
(對莫妮卡)我家電話幾號？

(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)
(莫妮卡和瑞秋對她露出奇怪的眼神)

Phoebe: Well, I never call me.
好嘛，我沒打給自己過啊。

[Scene: ATM vestibule, Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone.
Chandler's thoughts are in italics(gray).]
[場景：提款機房，吉兒古德克正在講手機。錢德內心話以灰色表示。]

Chandler: Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model.
Something... something Goodacre.
喔，天啊，是那個維多利亞的祕密的模特兒。叫做...什麼古德克。

Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
(講電話)嗨，媽，是吉兒啦。

Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God.
I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
(pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium.
Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
她說的對，叫吉兒。吉兒古德克。我的天啊。
我跟吉兒古德克一起困在提款機房！
(暫停)這是個房間嗎？也許算是大廳。
喔，對，這才是要注意的地方，笨蛋。

Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank,
in an ATM vestibule.
(講電話)對，我很好。我只是被困在銀行裡，在提款機房。

Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
吉兒說是房... 那我就一起說是房。

Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.
(講電話)我很好。不是，不是只有我... 不知道，某個男生。

Chandler: Oh! Some guy. I'm some guy.
'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.'
Yes, he was some guy.
喔！某個男生。我就是某個男生。
「嗨，吉兒，我昨天看到你跟某個男生在一起。」
好耶，他就是那個男的。

(Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.)
（錢德大步驕傲的走過房間，吉兒瞪著他）

[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
[場景：莫妮卡家，喬伊拿著猶太教燭台進來，蠟燭點著。]

Joey: Hi everyone.
嗨，大家好。

Ross: And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani.
為我們主持今晚停電儀式的是，崔尼拉比。

Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish,
and these are the only candles we have,
so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
好啦，錢德的前室友是猶太人，而這些是我們所有的蠟燭，
那...祝各位光明節快樂。

Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
（看窗外）噁，看。醜裸男點了一大堆蠟燭。

(They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.)
（他們全都往窗外看，被噁心到，痛苦地縮回來）

Rachel: That had to hurt!
那一定很痛！

[Scene: ATM vestibule.]
[場景：提款機房]

Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes
and you still have not said one word.
Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
好，好，好。已經過了十四分半，而你一句話都還沒說。
喔，天啊，找點事做。只要眼神接觸，微笑！

(Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.)
（錢德對她微笑，她甜甜地笑回去）

Chandler: There you go!
你看吧！

(He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.)
（他持續地像個白痴傻笑，她看來有點嚇到）

Chandler: You're definitely scaring here.
你現在一定很嚇人。

Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
（尷尬地）你想要打給誰嗎？（給他電話）

Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.
Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
有，大概三百個一起上高中的同學。對啊，謝謝。（接過電話）

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，電話響，是錢德打的]

Monica: Hello?
喂？

Chandler: Hey, it's me.
嗨，是我啦。

Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
（對大家說）是錢德啦！（對電話）你還好吧？

Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying)
I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr.
是，我很好。（試圖掩飾自己說什麼）我跟吉古克困提機風。

Monica: What?
什麼？

Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr!
我困...提機風...跟吉古克！

Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
我完全聽不懂你說什麼。

Chandler: (angry) Put Joey on the phone.
（生氣）叫喬伊聽電話。

Joey: What's up man?
怎麼了，兄弟？

Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth JLL GDCR.
我困...提機風...跟吉古克！

Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule
with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen.
(says something intentionally garbled)
（跟大家說）喔，天啊！他跟吉兒古德克一起困在提款機房！
（對電話）錢德，聽著。（說一些亂七八糟混淆的話）

Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.
對啦，好像我從來都沒有想過一樣。



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