107-part 04 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
107 PART 04

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is holding the cat,
Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back.
Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，菲碧正抱著貓，莫妮卡正在處理羅斯背上的抓傷。
喬伊正用燭台照亮傷口。]

Monica: (to Ross) This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
（對羅斯）這只是消毒藥水，不會痛啦。

(Ross flinches in pain.)
（羅斯痛得縮起來）

Joey: Sorry, that was wax.
抱歉，蠟油滴下去了。

Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.
喔，可憐的小圖堤嚇死了。我們應該幫他找主人。

Ross: Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?
為什麼不直接把「可憐的小圖堤」放在大廳？

Rachel: During a blackout? He'd get trampled!
在停電的時候？他會被踩到耶！

Ross: (nonchalantly) Yeah?
（冷淡地）是嗎？

[Scene: ATM vestibule.]
[場景：提款機室]

Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.
(Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look)
'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.'
Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or
'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no.
For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
知道嗎？仔細想想，口香糖再好不過了。
（吉兒給他一片口香糖和奇怪的眼色）
「口香糖再好不過了」？「口香糖再好不過了」
應該要說「口香糖也不錯」或是「我也來一片吧」，
但不不不不。我說的是，口香糖再好不過了。我恨死我自己了。

[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building.
Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
[場景：莫妮卡公寓的大廳。菲碧和瑞秋試著要找貓的主人。]

Phoebe: (stops at a door) Oh no, the Mendels,
they hate all living things, right?
(停在某個門口）喔不，孟德爾家，他們討厭所有的生物，對吧？

Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers)
Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
喔。（他們敲下一戶的門，海寇斯先生應門）
嗨，我們剛剛撿到這隻貓，現在正在找他的主人。

Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine.
呃，對，那是我的。

Phoebe: (trying to hold back the struggling cat)
He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
（試著抱回掙扎的貓）他看來很討厭你。你確定嗎？

Mr. Heckles: Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat.
對，那是我的貓。把貓還給我。

Phoebe: Wait a minute. What's his name?
等一下，他叫什麼名字？

Mr. Heckles: Ehhhh... B-Buttons.
呃...扭..扭扣

Rachel: Bob Buttons?
妞妞扭扣？

Mr. Heckles: Mmm. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
嗯，妞妞扭扣。過來，妞妞扭扣。

Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
（貓從她手上跑掉）唔！你是個超級大壞蛋！

Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat.
（菲碧和瑞秋離開時）你們欠我一隻貓。

[Scene: Rachel has gone off on her own to look for the cat's owner.]
[場景：瑞秋自己一個人在找貓的主人]

Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty.
Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty?
Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
來啊，小貓貓。來啊，小貓貓。你跑哪裡去了，小貓貓？來嘛，貓貓貓貓...

(While looking at the floor for the cat, Rachel runs into a pair of legs.
She slowly gets up and sees a gorgeous Italian hunk holding the cat.
Who, by the way, you'll hate very, very soon. The man. Not the cat.)
（當看著地板找貓時，瑞秋撞進某人兩腿之間。
她慢慢起身，看到一個英俊的義大利猛男抱著貓。
這個人，你很快就會討厭他。那男人，不是說貓。）

Paolo: (something Italian)
（義大利文）

Rachel: Wow. (she exhales in amazement, blowing the candle out)
哇。（她驚訝地吐了一口氣，把蠟燭吹熄了）

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家。羅斯、莫妮卡和喬伊在玩大富翁]

Ross: (rolling) Lucky sixes....
（擲骰）幸運六...

Rachel: (entering with Paolo, arm in arm) Everybody, this is Paolo.
Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.
（跟保羅手牽手走進來）各位，他叫做保羅。
保羅，我要你見見我的朋友們。這是莫妮卡。

Monica: (smitten) Hi!
（被打敗）嗨！

Rachel: And Joey....
和喬伊...

Monica: Hi!
嗨！

Rachel: And Ross.
還有羅斯

Monica: Hi!
嗨！

Paolo: (something in Italian)
（義大利文）

Rachel: (proudly) He doesn't speak much English.
（驕傲地）他不太會說英文。

Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly!
（指著遊戲）大富翁耶！

Rachel: Look at that!
沒錯耶！

Ross: (jealous) So, um... where did Paolo come from?
（嫉妒）那，嗯...保羅是從哪裡來的啊？

Rachel: Oh... Italy, I think.
喔...義大利，我想啦。

Ross: No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.
不，我是說今晚，在這棟大樓。突然間，闖進我們的生活。

Rachel: Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!
呃，那隻貓...那隻貓結果是保羅的貓！

Ross: That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.
那，那好玩了...（對喬伊）...而且瑞秋一直摸他。

(Phoebe enters.)
（菲碧進來）

Phoebe: Alright. I looked all over the building
and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
好吧。我整棟大樓都找過了，到處都找不到那隻小貓。

Rachel: Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.
喔，我找到了。他是保羅的貓。

Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again!
And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
啊！好啊！又來了！又是最後知道了！
我猜啊...既然沒人要告訴我...這是保羅吧。

Rachel: Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.
啊，保羅，這位是菲碧。

Paolo: (something in Italian, he is apparently attracted to Phoebe)
（義大利文，他顯然很受菲碧吸引）

Phoebe: (smiling) You betcha!
（微笑）你猜呢！




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