112-part 03 (翻譯) - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
Part3

[Scene: Phoebe's Massage Parlor, Phoebe's assistant is telling her
about the changes to her schedule.]
[場景：菲碧的按摩室，菲碧的助理正在告訴她班表有改變。]

Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule.
Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30
and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
我們對你的班表做了點變動。
你四點的草本按摩延後到四點半
還有桑莫菲小姐取消了她五點半的指壓。

Phoebe: Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in)
好，謝謝。(助理離開，又走進來)

Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00.
I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum
(walks out, Paolo enters)
喔，妳三點的預約來了。
我不想聽起來不太專業，但，讚
(走出去，保羅進來)

Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe!
今天好啊，美麗的菲碧！(義文)

Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
喔，保羅，嗨，妳來這裡做什麼？

Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh?
呃，瑞秋告訴我你在按摩，唉？

Phoebe: Well, Racquela's right, yeah!
對，瑞秋說的對，對！

(Paolo speaks Italian)
(保羅說義大利文)

Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
喔，好的，我不知道你剛剛說什麼，那我們就開始吧。

Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?
呃，我要，呃，脫光光嗎？

Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer,
you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!
嗯，看你自己要怎麼漾，我是說，有些人喜歡，
知道嗎，脫掉...喔，嗚！你已經脫光了！

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
[場景：中央咖啡園，除了菲碧大家都在。]

Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know.
I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows,
and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
(對羅斯) 我不敢相信你會不想知道。
我是說，我不能不知道，就是啊，如果，如果醫生知道，
還有卡蘿知道，然後蘇珊知道...

Monica: And Monica knows...
另外莫妮卡知道...

Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
什，啥，妳怎麼知道，我都不知道了！

Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
卡蘿打電話來謝謝我的千層麵，我問了，她就講啦。

Joey: So what's it gonna be?
那到底是男生女生？

(Monica whispers in Joey's ear.
Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
(莫妮卡在喬伊耳朵旁邊細語，羅斯起身瘋狂揮手抗議)

Ross: Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!
等等...喔..嘿...嚇，喔很好，現在他知道了，我還不知道！

Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!
對不起，要當姑姑我太興奮了嘛！

Joey: Or an uncle...
或是叔叔...

(Phoebe enters)
(菲碧進來)

Joey and Chandler: Hey Phoebe!
嘿 菲碧！

Ross: Hi Pheebs!
嗨 菲碧！

Rachel: Pheebs!
菲碧！

Phoebe: Fine!
好啦！

Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
菲碧，你怎麼了啊？

Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.
沒事，對不起，我只是，我心情不太好。

Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?
嘿，我們這邊要一些卡布奇諾好嗎？

Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
喔，對了，是叫我！

Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.
嘿，錢德，賣桌子那邊七點關門，快點。

Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)
好啦。(喬伊和錢德走向大門)

Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
菲碧，怎麼了？

Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo?
好吧，你們了解保羅嗎？

Ross: I'm familiar with his work, yes...
我知道他的工作，對...

Phoebe: Well, he made a move on me.
呃，他對我毛手毛腳。

(Joey and Chandler come back)
(喬伊和錢德回來)

Joey: Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!
嘩，店明天還會開啦！

Chandler: More coffee over here, please!
這邊還要咖啡，麻煩了！

Commercial Break
廣告破口

[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]
[場景：中央咖啡園，繼續稍早情節。]

Monica: Well, what happened?
呃，發生什麼事？

Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.
好，他進來這邊要按摩，本來一切都還好直到...

(A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table,
moving his hands up Phoebe's legs.)
(回想開始，保羅躺在按摩台上，手開始從菲碧腿往上摸。)

[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[鏡頭切回中央咖啡園。]

Joey and Chandler: Ooooohh!
唔！

Ross: My God.
天啊

Monica: Are you sure?
你確定嗎？

(The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt.)
(回想繼續，保羅捏她的屁股)

[Cut back to Central Perk.]
*[1;33m[鏡頭切回中央咖啡園。]*[m

Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure.
喔對，我確定。
(Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.)
(回想畫面繼續，菲碧接著說。)
And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
然後突然之間，他的手就不再是問題了。

(Flashback continues: Paolo rolls over, Phoebe looks down,
then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head)
(回想繼續：保羅翻過身，菲碧往下看，然後快速往上看，咬嘴唇，搖頭)

Monica: Was it...?
那是...？

Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
喔，童子軍都可以在那下面露營了。

Guys: Oooooo....
唔...

(Rachel runs over)
(瑞秋跑過來)

Rachel: "Ooo," what?
"唔"什麼？

Phoebe: Uma Thurman.
烏瑪舒曼。

Monica: Oh!
喔！

Ross: The actress!
那個演員啦！

(all talking indistinctly, high-fiving)
(全部不斷的說話，擊掌)

Ross: Thanks Rach.
謝了，瑞瑞。

(Rachel walks away)
(瑞秋走開)

Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
那你現在要怎麼辦？

Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her!
It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman,
I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys?
(waiting for guys to chime in)
你得要告訴她！你一定要告訴她！
你有道義上的責任，身為朋友，身為女人，
我覺得這是女權議題！兄弟們？兄弟們？
(等待男生們覆議)

Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.
喔，對，妳一定要告訴她。

Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went!
女權議題。我支持這個！

Phoebe: She is gonna hate me.
她一定會恨我的

Ross:(sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well...
(同情貌但...) 對啦，好...



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