112-part 05 - 六人行

Part5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is recovering from the shock.]

Phoebe: Are you okay?

Rachel: I need some milk.

Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk
(takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go...
(Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!
(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?

Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid!
Oh, I think about the other day with you guys
and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..."
Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!

Phoebe: I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!

(Phoebe's and Rachel's lines overlap)

Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!

Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!

Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?

Rachel: I don't know...right, he's the pig!

Phoebe: Such a pig!

Rachel: Oh, God, he's such a pig,

Phoebe: Oh he's like a...

Rachel: He's like a big disgusting...

Phoebe: ...like a...

Rachel: ...pig...pig man!

Phoebe: Yes, good! Ok...

Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?

Phoebe: (raises hand) Oh! I know! (Rachel startled)
It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming,
and when he looks at you...

Rachel: Ok, Ok, Pheebs...

Phoebe: The end.

Rachel: Oh, God...

Phoebe: Should I not have told you?

Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know.
Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...

(Phoebe scoots her chair over to Rachel and hugs her)

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went
across the hall as the foosball game continues.]

Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well.
You know Paolo's over there right now, so...

Monica: We should get over there and see if she's okay.
(switching places with Ross) Just one...second! Score!
(Monica scores, high-fives with Ross) Game! Come on.
(Monica and Phoebe leave)

Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.

Joey: No-no, she kicked our butts.
You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.

Ross: Come on, two on one.

Chandler: What are you still doing here?
She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!

Ross: What, now?

Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop!
You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there,
the first guy Rachel sees is you,
She's gotta know that you're everything he's not!
You're like, like the anti-Paolo!

Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught.
You're there for her.
You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross!
(Ross and Chandler look off into the distance.
Joey, wondering what they are looking at,
looks in the same direction)


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