119-part 04 - 六人行

[Scene: Everyone in the hall outside Mr. Heckles' door.
Ross is carrying the box of bananas. He bangs on the door.]
場景:全部人都在Mr. Heckle門外走廊上，Ross帶著一箱香蕉敲門


Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense.
One side of my butt is totally asleep,
and the other side has no idea.
噢，這感覺真刺激
一邊的屁股睡死了，另一邊毫不知情

(Mr. Heckles opens the door)
Mr. Heckles打開門

Ross: Hi, did you order some bananas?
嗨，你是否訂了些香蕉？

Mr. Heckles: What about it?
什麼？

Ross: Gimme back my monkey.
把我的猴子還來

Mr. Heckles: I don't have a monkey.
我沒有猴子

Rachel: Then what's with all the bananas?
那這些香蕉是？

Mr. Heckles: Potassium.
（為了補充）鉀

(There is a monkey-like noise from within
and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
裡面傳來像猴子發出的噪音，Ross擠過Mr. Heckles進入公寓

Ross: Marcel? Marcel? Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?
Marcel? Marcel? 他在哪裡？他在哪？Marcel? Marcel?

(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
Marcel穿著一件粉洋裝跳進視線內，大家驚呼一聲

Ross: Marcel! What've you done to him?
Marcel!你對他做了什麼？

Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
那是我的猴子，他叫Patti，猴子Patti

Ross: Are you insane? C'mere, Marcel, c'mon. (Marcel starts to go to him)
你瘋了嗎？過來這裡，Marcel，來吧（Marcel朝他走去）

Mr. Heckles: C'mere, Patti. (Marcel turns round)
過來這裡，Patti（Marcel轉向）

Ross: C'mere, Marcel. (Turns to Ross)
過來這裡，Marcel（轉向Ross）

Mr. Heckles: C'mere, Patti. (Turns to Mr. Heckles)
過來這裡，Patti（轉向Mr. Heckles）

Luisa: (Out of shot) Here, monkey. Here, monkey! Here, monkey!
(Marcel runs to the door and into Luisa's cage, which she slams shut)
Gotcha.
（鏡頭外）這裡，猴子！*3（Marcel跑向門，進入Luisa的籠子裡，她關上門）

Ross: Okay, gimme my monkey back.
把我的猴子還來

Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
那是我的猴子

Luisa: You're both gonna have to take this up with the judge.
你們倆得去法官那爭了

Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine,
you can send that back whenever.
那不是我的猴子，只有那洋裝是我的，你隨時可以寄回來

Ross: Alright, I want my monkey.
好吧，我要我的猴子

Luisa: No!
別想

Rachel: Oh, c'mon, Luisa!
噢拜託，Luisa

Luisa: Sorry, prom queen.
抱歉了，舞會皇后

Ross: (To Rachel) You had to be a bitch in high school,
you couldn't've been fat.
（跟Rachel說）你高中時一定要這麼bitch（不想翻），就不當個胖妹？

Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen
and I was the homecoming queen and the class president
and you... were also there!
But if you take this monkey,
I will lose one of the most important people in my life.
You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.
C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here!
Take it!
好吧，高中時我是舞會皇后和返校皇后，還是班上的領導人物，而你當時也在
但如果你帶走這隻猴子，我會失去我人生中最重要的人，你可以恨我，但請別懲罰他
拜託，Luisa，現在你有機會當那個大人物，抓住這個機會吧！

Luisa: Nope.
不

Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor,
and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?
好吧，那你覺得我打電話給你的上司，告訴她你用麻醉槍射了我朋友的屁股如何？


[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there.
Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel.]
場景:Monica和Rachel的公寓，Rachel和Ross在那，Ross正試著脫下Marcel的洋裝

Ross: It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it?
Yes it will. (Marcel resists)
Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine.
終於能脫掉這件洋裝不是很好嗎？很好對吧？（Marcel抵抗）
好吧我們也可以先穿著沒關係

Rachel: Y'know, with the right pair of pumps,
that would be a great little outfit.
配上適合的鞋的話，這會是一套不錯的裝備

Ross: Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I...
聽著，我很抱歉之前對你態度這麼差，我只是.....

Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...
噢，Ross別這樣，是我的錯，我幾乎搞丟了你的......

Ross: Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know?
You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that,
uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?
但你是那個帶他回來的人，你知道嗎？你很棒，
嘿，那酒還在，現在有心情來點葡萄（酒）嗎？

Rachel: That'd be good.
好啊

Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses.
Then he hesitates and turns off the main light.
Rachel looks round and he acts surprised)
The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming.
(He sits down and starts to pour the wine)
Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject,
I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before,
and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
好（他取了玻璃杯，猶豫了一下然後關掉主光源，Rachel看了下周圍，他裝得很驚訝）
鄰居一定是在用吸塵器（他坐下然後開始倒酒）不談那些了，我在想我們之前對彼此
那麼生氣，我想可能是因為我們......


(Barry bursts in)
（Barry突然出現）

Barry: Rachel.

Rachel: Barry?!

Barry: I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy.
I think I'm still in love with you.
我沒辦法，我沒辦法做到，我沒辦法跟Mindy結婚，
我想我還是愛你

Ross and Rachel: Oh!

Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
我們得開始鎖那道門了！

Closing Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler
are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
場景:咖啡廳，Monica, Joey, Phoebe, Chandler
正在看Monica的高中畢冊

Monica: This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
這是我在《真善美》（某歌劇）裡，
看到那些von Trapp家（劇情中的家庭）的孩子了嗎？

Phoebe: Nope.
沒（看到）

Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
那是因為我站在他們前面

Chandler: Eh. I thought that was an alp.
我還以為那是座山

Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
我不喜歡我高中時期

Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know?
It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
我愛我高中時期，只有派對、約會和性的4年

Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys.
Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
我跟400個男孩一起唸寄宿學校，每次的性都是人生的重大抉擇

Monica: Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
天哪，這像是一百萬年前的事了

Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around)
Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
噢！噢！噢！（她站起來開始亂跳）噢！我的屁股醒了！


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