121-part 01 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
121 The One With The Fake Monica –Part 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，大家都看著一些紙。]

Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
怎麼會有人弄得到你的信用卡號碼？

Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
我也不知道。可是看看他們多會花！

Rachel: Monica, would you calm down?
The credit card people said that you only have to pay
for the stuff that you bought.
莫妮卡，冷靜點好嗎？
信用卡公司說你只要付你買的那些東西就好啊。

Monica: I know. It's just such reckless spending.
我知道，只是他們花錢都不用想的。

Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card,
they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
我想在他們偷了你的信用卡時，他們早就不把警告放在眼裡了。

Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
哇，怪胎一個。他們花69.95元買個神奇拖把。

Monica: That's me.
那是我啦。

Phoebe: Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again!
(Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa)
喔！噁心！羅斯，牠又在那個了啦！
(指著在沙發後面搖晃的立燈)

Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping!
Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room)
come here, Marcel-
馬歇爾，不要再弄那個燈了！不要弄了！
現在，馬歇爾，回來... (馬歇爾往瑞秋房間跑)
過來，馬歇爾...

Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.
喔不，別去我房間！我去抓他。

Monica: Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.
羅斯，你得想想辦法阻止那個行為。

Ross: What? It's, it's just a phase.
什麼？那是，那只是一個過程。

Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
呃，那是我們用來形容喬伊的...

Ross: Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.
你們都放輕鬆好嗎？那又沒什麼大不了的。

Rachel: (Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!
(鏡頭外) 住手！馬歇爾！壞猴子！

Ross: What?
怎樣？

Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.
我只能說我的好奇喬治娃娃已經不再好奇了。

Opening Credits
開場名單

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night
Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，晚上，瑞秋從房裡出來時莫妮卡還在看帳單。]

Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.
喔，莫妮卡。你不會還在對那些帳單吧。

Monica: This woman's living my life.
這女人在過我的生活。

Rachel: What?
什麼？

Monica: She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me!
Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see.
She, she buys clothes from stores
that I'm intimidated by the sales people.
She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.
她在過我的生活，而且她過的比我還要好！
看看這，看。她買了我想看的戲票。
她，她到我害怕那些店員的店裡買衣服。
她花三百元買藝術品。

Rachel: You're not an artist.
你又不是藝術家。

Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies!
I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
是啦，但也許我有那個藝術品就會是啊！
我是說，我也可以做這些事情。但我沒有。

Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
喔，莫妮卡，拜託，你也會做酷的事啊。

Monica: Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we.
喔，真的嗎？好，我們比一下，好嗎。

Rachel: (Yawning) Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'...
(打哈欠) 喔，現在"好嗎"也太晚了吧...

Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park?
Do I take classes at the New School?
我有到公園裡去騎馬嗎？
我有在新學院裡面上課嗎？

Rachel: (Yawning) Nooo...
(打哈欠) 沒~~

Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want,
and she doesn't have my mother.
這太不公平了！她有我想要的所有東西，卻沒有我的老媽。

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names.]
[場景：中央咖啡園，喬伊和錢德在討論藝名。]

Chandler: How about Joey... Pepponi?
那個喬伊...臘腸怎樣？

Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name
that's more neutral.
不好，還是太民族性了。我經紀人覺得要取一個中立一點的藝名。

Chandler: Joey... Switzerland?
喬伊...瑞士嗎？

(The waitress brings their coffee.)
(服務生來倒咖啡)

Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe.
Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big.
(Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.
還有，知道嗎，我覺得應該叫喬。
你知道，喬伊讓我聽起來像是，不知道，這麼點大。
(服務生有趣地打量他) 而我並不是。

Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
喬...喬...喬...史達林？

Joey: Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
史達林...史達林...我認識這名字嗎？聽起來好耳熟。

Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me...
呃，它沒讓我想到什麼...

Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
(寫下來) 喬史達林。知道嗎，那還不錯耶。

Chandler: Might wanna try Joseph.
也許可以試試看喬瑟夫。

(Joey visibly thinks 'Of course!' and writes it down.)
(喬伊明顯覺得"當然了"，並且寫下來。)

Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!
喬瑟夫史達林。我想你會記得的！

Chandler: Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.
Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
喔對！《歡樂今宵》，喬瑟夫史達林主演。
喬瑟夫史達林演出《屋頂上的提琴手》。

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，菲碧和瑞秋進來時莫妮卡在。]

Rachel: Hey.
嘿。

Phoebe: Hey.
嘿。

Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.
Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you
and I was wondering what they were.
嗨。(電話中) 嗨，呃，對，我是莫妮卡蓋勒。
嗯，我想我有跟你修一些課，我想問一下是哪些。

Phoebe: What are you doing?
你在做什麼？

Monica: (Hushes her) Alright, great. Thanks a lot.
(Hangs up) I'm going to tap class.
(要她安靜) 好的，很好。十分感謝。
(掛掉) 我要去上踢踏舞課。

Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman
that stole your credit card?
什麼，什麼，那樣你就可以跟偷你信用卡的女人一起上課？

Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
這女人有我的生活，我應該要看看她是誰。

Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up!
...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here!
I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
去郵局看啊！我很確定有她的照片！
...好吧，莫妮卡，知道嗎，親愛的，你有點失去控制了！
我是說，這真的已經變成一種奇怪的偏執狂了。

Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you,
for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.
這很瘋狂。這很瘋狂，跟你說，
看在上帝之愛，莫妮卡，不要那樣！！...謝謝你。

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