122-part 04 - 六人行

122 The One With the Ick Factor -part 4


[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there.
Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react.]

Monica: Aren't you gonna...

Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system.
If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby,
otherwise I just ignore it.

Joey: What about Andre?

Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call
from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly,
it was a little more than I needed to know.

(Ethan enters)

Young Ethan: Hey.

Monica: That was gonna be my opener.

Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone)
Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?

Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.

Rachel: True story.

Joey: They're here already?

(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)

Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something.
I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think
I was cute and vunerable.
I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job,
I'm your Congressman.
Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together.
We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex.
Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft,
but I thought that was great.

Monica: It was.

Young Ethan: Then, what's the problem?

Monica: Ethan, it's um... it's icky.

Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?

Monica: This isn't easy for me either.
I wish things were different, I...
If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger,
or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...

Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)

Monica: ...love you.

(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom.
They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished
talking to each other yet.)

Ross: Are you're hands still wet?

Joey: Uh, moist, yeah.

Rachel: Let's dry 'em again.

(They go to the bathroom again)

[Scene: A hall on the floor where Chandler works.
Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation.
One of them is doing Chandler.]

Gerston: Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger?
(They discover that Chandler is listening) Hey, Chandler.

Santos: Hello, Mr. Bing.

Petrie: Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.

Chandler: Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers,
I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock.

Santos: Sure.

Gerston: No problem.

(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandler)

Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know.
Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos,
and who's the guy with the moustache?

Phoebe: Petrie.

Chandler: Petrie, right, right. Okay,
some people gonna be working this weekend.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is watching TV, but turns it off,
and Rachel is sleeping on the couch. Ross puts a blanket over her.]

Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh.
(Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently)
Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!

(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table,
but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)

Rachel: Ross?

Ross: I'm here.

Rachel: You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!

Ross: What? (his beeper goes off) Great, now I'm having a baby.

Rachel: What?

Ross: Ooh, Ooh.

Rachel: What?

Ross: I'm having... I'm having a baby.
(jumps back onto the table again) I'm having a...
Where's the phone? The phone?

Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.

(Ross runs from the table, over the couch but slips and falls onto the floor)

Rachel: Ross?

Ross: I'm hurt.

Closing Credits

[Scene: The Hallway, Ross is eagerly waiting for the others
to get ready, to go to the hospital.]

Ross: Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.

(Chandler struts out from his apartment)

Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.

Ross: Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.

(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror
and a lipstick in her hands)

Ross: What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.

Rachel: What, so I can't look nice? There might be doctors there.

Ross: Joey, get out of the fridge.

Joey: All right, all right.
(he comes out from their apartment with a huge sandwich in his hand)

Ross: What is that? (refering to the sandwich)

Joey: For the ride.

Chandler: Yeah, like in a cab...

Ross: Save it.

Chandler: Okay, hating this.

Ross: Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming.

(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)

Monica: I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt.
I'm gonna have like a nephew.

Ross: That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.

Joey: All right, I'm going. I'm going.

(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around,
looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)

Chandler: Here we go, here we go.

Rachel: Rossy, Rossy.

End

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