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本集重點:
1. 無奈的布拔那段實在很搞笑
2. 可以不要一直在烤魚身上重塑老葛的影子嗎? 阿編。


片頭，攝影機影像拍攝著跳傘的行動，
三名跳傘者分開各自降落後，
鏡頭裡可以看到攝影者自己的傘卻開不了.......
最後攝影者最後摔落地面，鏡頭龜裂，
他的同伴們衝到鏡頭前，
"Are you alive?" "Call ambulance!" "Help!!!"

之後，警方出現，哀號呻吟的男子被送上救護車；
囧尼和Riley抵達現場勘查，
囧尼詢問相關人員，得知傷者名叫Pierre，是專業跳傘人員，
已經從事這行業很多年了，
因此受訪者認為"This is a crime! It's not an accident!"。
同時間Riley接近現場，
發現了那台從頭到尾記錄了一切、固定在傷者頭盔上的攝影機。

囧尼和Riley繼續訪問同時一起跳傘的兩名女子，
她們都說當天天候狀況好的不得了，
而且也說他們幾個人都是長期從事這活動的，實在不明白怎麼可能發生意外。
女子A: We made this jumping hundred times! Everything is perfect!
女子B: Pierre lives for this!
Pierre的合夥人Max抵達現場，向囧尼詢問Pierre的狀況，
Max說他們一起從自己的國家來到這裡、一起創業，兩人就像兄弟一樣，
囧尼注意到Max走路一跛一跛的，詢問Max說也是因為跳傘意外嗎?
Max說只是因為一場車禍而已，
之後Max急著要離開去醫院看Pierre，
Riley: Sir, we may need to talk to you later.
Max: At the hospital. At Pierre’s side. (走人)
Riley: So what do you think?
囧尼: Well, I think if you really did something for hundred times.
Your luck gonna run out.

烤魚人則在另外一個現場，
一個風景攝影師發現一隻turkey vulture在進食，
他原來以為是動物屍體，但走進一看卻發現是一名光頭男子的屍體!
烤魚對著錄音機碎碎唸做紀錄，
一名員警則在警戒線外詢問記錄攝影師的證詞。
烤魚: (自言自語中) The eyes are missing, it looks like...
攝影師: (打斷) Excuse me? Vultures always start from eyes.
烤魚: (停下錄音機) I know. It is the most moist, nutrient tissue......
(打開錄音機) There is one pair of shoe prints getting away from the body
攝影師: (打斷) I didn't go any closer as where I'm now.
烤魚: (停下錄音機) Could you lift your feet? (鞋印不合)
Officer, you......?
員警: I took the class.
烤魚於是繼續偵查錄音。
攝影師: (很感慨的說道) Such a lonely place to die......
烤魚: ......What place is not?

回到局裡，烤魚跟小哈一起檢視屍體，
確定死者不是脫水死的，
然後在死者胸前發現他自己的大幅刺青，寫著Holy Steven，
背上也有著背面角度的相同刺青，寫著Spread the world I come。

跳傘者(Skydiver)的案子，
囧尼在檢視時發現release裝置被人為的處理過了，
才會導致Pierre先生無法順利打開跳傘或啟用備用傘；
從醫院回來的Riley則告知囧尼說Pierre基本上活著是活著，
全身骨頭碎很多就是了...Orz

羅賓爺爺接手處理烤魚案子的屍體，
確認所有動物的咬痕都是死後出現的，
腦部解剖發現在行動跟感覺腦幹區都有受傷的痕跡，
與死者頭蓋骨上的blunt force trauma吻合。

布拔通知烤魚說他們查到沙漠死者的本名是Mark，
然後他在某個地點有一座Church of Holy Steven，
布拔跟烤魚於是前往該處調查；
抵達現場的兩人發現該處已更名為Church of Holy George，
教堂裡的spiritual guru先生George，
很熱誠的歡迎兩人，但同時也不斷向起乩似的喃喃自語
George先生告知布拔和烤魚說Steven是上帝的傳信者，
布拔告知Steven死亡的消息，烤魚則問George怎麼一點都不驚訝的樣子?
George: I have a vision of that. (起乩一樣碎碎唸)
We went to hike in the desert. Steven got the message.
He asked me to go back to town, and he'll finish what he has to do.
烤魚: To walk to death?
George: There is no death, only transformation.
布拔: How great to know it. (挑眉)
Geoge說他們是星期天去的，而他則在星期二回到鎮上。
布拔: That is your story. You know what I think? I think you use the wand
murdered him.
George: O.K., then, yes, I smashed him.
烤魚: (傻眼) You understand it is a confession?
George: Yes, I do. (看向布拔) Are you going to arrest me?

囧尼跟Riley在看頭盔攝影機紀錄的錄影帶，
發現跳傘公司另兩名跟Pierre一起跳傘的女職員，
似乎都跟Pierre有曖昧，而且兩人之間暗潮洶湧的很，
囧尼於是各別找了兩人來問話；
女職員A: Pierre, Max, Mink and me are like a big family!
女職員B: We all loved each other so much!
女職員A: He is so funny!
女職員B: He always make evrybody laugh!
女職員A: I don't know how this could happen...(哭)
女職員B: I'm so rry. (哭) I'm so enmotional...
My fiancee is so seriously hurted...
女職員A: Fiance? She called herself his fiance? She cannot even speak French!
That pathetic, delude bitch!
女職員B: She called me a bitch? The bitch!
囧尼: (個別對兩人說) I think you maybe kill Pierre out of jealousy.
女職員A: Huh!
女職員B: Really?
也另外被找來問話的Max: They could decide to kill Piere together!
They are both selfish, crazy and insane ores!
囧尼: Ores?
Max: Ores!
囧尼: Oh, whores.

溫蒂告知烤魚說權杖上沒有任何東西，
沒有Steven的血跡，也沒有George的指紋......
溫蒂: You don't think he did it.
烤魚: No. I think the power of Steve made he did that.
總之，布拔出馬訊問George；
布拔: You didn't really kill Steve, right?
George: No.
布拔: Then why did you confess you did it?
George: I'm just trying to follow the 17 xxxx of Steve. He said we should
obey others as much as possible.
布拔: That's not religion, that's marriage.
George: Ha!
布拔: So, you didn't kill Steven, did you?
George: Yes, no.
布拔: You did it?
George: No, yes.
布拔:Are you clinically insane, or you're just incrediably annoying?
George: Which one you prefer?
布拔: (嘆氣)　I don't even know why I asked.

此時，小葛跟凱姐前去第三個謀殺案現場，
兩名死者暴斃於一豪宅的游泳池畔。
第一個抵達現場的員警跟凱姐報告他的發現，瞄一眼屍體卻突然作嘔，
員警: I'm sorry. It must be somethingI ate as lunch.
凱姐: I don't need you to puke at my crime scene.
So, go out and take a rest, I’ll get covered here.

回到局裡，凱姐打電話問烤魚能不能去支援，
烤魚正要回答時，剛剛那名員警在烤魚經過的員警辦公室卻忽然倒地掙扎，
烤魚趕緊發揮醫生專業幫忙救人。
員警Andy被送到醫院，烤魚在他旁邊，凱姐隨後趕到，
凱姐詢問Andy在游泳池現場做了什麼，一問之下，
一切都是符合程序的(Andy沒有戴手套，可是依規定他做的事也不需要)；
凱姐跟烤魚邊討論邊準備離開醫院，
卻看到其中一名游泳池案死者的太太也被救護車送了進來.......
凱姐馬上打電話叫布拔封鎖現場。

亨利檢驗出小葛和凱姐採集的跡證裡，接沾有digitoxin，
這種藉由皮膚吸收的藥劑，高濃度可致死；
大隊人馬進駐游泳池豪宅，穿著防護衣去噴灑可以偵測digitoxin的perchoric acid，
最後小葛下令開紫外燈，驚訝的發現整個後院佈滿了這種有毒物質!

小哈跟凱姐還有小葛在一起討論案情，
了解到唯一能達到這樣的效果的方法是從空中噴灑digitoxin，
但是要這麼做的話，一般飛機的高度是不可能可以只鎖定一戶人家的院子的，
最後推測是滑翔飛機craft transponder噴的。
Archie使用電腦航路模擬系統找出有嫌疑的飛機，
確認出該台飛機降落在Denim Field，
Archie繼續使用Google Earth叫出該機場的影像，
結果凱姐注意到一個倉庫，上面的字眼為Max & Pierre's！
凱姐: (打電話) Nikky, I think my case has tangled with yours now.

囧尼和Riley循線找到那個倉庫，
倉庫裡的飛機一用perchoric acid檢視後，
發現該台飛機上果然沾滿了digitoxin。

布拔於是到了醫院去詢問Max，
Max: I have no idea what you're talking about.
布拔: Well, then maybe Pierre can tell me something?
Pierre: Yes. (他不能說話，但是醫院電腦眼球移動鼠標系統讓他可以透過螢幕鍵盤表達)
Max: Pierre, be careful what you say, understand? My friend.
Pierre: Max, he wants me to fly.
不得已的Max才說，有個男子找他，要求他在半夜帶他飛一趟，
心生懷疑的Max嘗試找理由拒絕。
Max: I told him I have no licence to fly at night!
He got angry, he threatened me!
He knows all my family's name and where they are !
What can I do? I agreed to meet with him last night.
But... I was so nervous, and then I got the car accident.
出了車禍的Max打電話給 Pierre求救，結果Pierre代他飛了那一趟，
當他們飛過游泳池豪宅後院上空時，男子脅迫他降低高度，並灑下毒藥...
Max: Pierre was very upset. But I told him to calm. I told him to keep silent.
We know something was wrong. But we really don't know what will happen...
布拔: Pierre, did anyone makes the equipement wrong to hurt you?
Pierre: No, it was me.
Max: (大驚) You are afraid. You cannot handle the fear and respinsibility.
So you decide to kill yourself!? Is it so?
Pierre: Yes.
Mas: (哭)
布拔: (嘆氣) Max, I need a name.

於是游泳池案+跳傘案都偵結完畢了，
兇手是游泳池畔兩名死者生意場上的競爭者，
兩名死者都是大理石進口商，最近因房產問題跟兇手起過糾紛。
烤魚、囧尼、小葛和Riley一起看著相關新聞報導，
囧尼開玩笑的說他們只要把這接詭異的案件寫成劇本投稿就可以賺大錢了，
Riley則說她不知道美國有在進口大理石，
烤魚跟Riley解釋了一番，然後又興致勃勃的說道關於悲劇之父Aeschylus的故事...
直到他發現小葛跟Riley已經交換了一個心照不宣的眼神，
才越講越小聲的把話題打住；
Riley: Wow, I would definitely put that in my reading list.
Now, does anyone want to grap some breakfast?
囧尼: Yap.
小葛: I already think about foods a long time. (三人起身往外走)
烤魚: None of you ever read Aeschylus's books!!!?
囧尼: I'll consider to take a look.
烤魚: Yeah, you should! He's a really good writer and...... (人走光了)
烤魚: ......(忽然若有所思了起來)

烤魚回到他的案子的沙漠現場，進行他的沙盤推演，
最後在一個樹根底下找到一個陸龜殼......
烤魚跑去找凱姐，說了一大串關於Aeschylus的故事，
其中提到一個關於Aeschylus的傳說，說他最後是被一個從天而降的龜殼打死的!
是的，烤魚認為Holy Steven是同樣死於龜殼上!
凱姐: You are really gonna to put that in your report?
烤魚: It is true. Bird predator drops shell animals to get the meat.
Now from the air above Steven must looks no difference than a rock.
You can google it if you didn't believe me.
The DNA on the shell is a match.
凱姐: Seems like a lot of things keep falling from the sky, right?
Poison, people, and turtle!
烤魚: Tortoise.
凱姐: Whatever. Maybe I should start wearing a helmet!
烤魚: Or at least carrying an umbrella!


本集心得:
1. 其實我個人還滿喜歡這種淡淡的幽默的，不過國外鄉民依然罵很兇、罵不用錢...Orz
2. 是說學者型可以有很多種，有必要把烤魚弄得跟老葛一樣愛引經據典嗎？阿編？？？



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