大佛普拉斯-這是一部廢片 你知道的 - 電影
By Vanessa
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at 2020-04-02T13:49
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如題
這部片有多長就是浪費多久觀眾的人生
一秒也太長
其實讓我比較depressed的是觀眾愛捧的吹添
就把台灣這種片當啟文的排檔桿在素
首先黑白的畫面沒有意義
除了對比螢幕跟機車以外 剩下的張力根本不夠
故事又沒有精彩到可以讓觀眾承受
所以會有人開始腦內風暴把自己讀過的幹話穿鑿附會
不然無法接受自己浪費人生的事實
然後故事就是看行車記錄器然後發現意外
這麼簡單的內容
硬要花很大的篇幅來描述 中間幾句幹你娘
就好像表達底層人生的悲哀了
事實上卻只是沒有力道跟精準度的底片消耗
就像是拳擊場
同樣的時間別人的電影揮出了重拳
已經ko了數次 好幾次的來回躲避跟交鋒
觀眾在底下歡呼叫囂高潮
而大佛米納濕卻只是在擺太極 在蹲馬步
然後評審口白說這個選手是怎樣怎樣
告訴觀眾好有意義這樣
事實上就是一場難看而且失敗的比賽
電影的意義真的是這樣嗎?
手法都是為了精彩而想出來的手段
不是為了你想用所以就用的 那不是電影 是你的喃喃自語
用後設打破故事是有多麼了不起還是高傲?
吹添觀眾是在高潮什麼 想當欣蒂?
台灣的拍攝還有演員我都可以肯定
但是不要拿出這種東西
一點張力都沒有 很可悲 觀眾要爭氣一點
不要這麼容易就在那裡哭
是那女孩的妹妹喔?
我來拍乞丐打手槍 強姦路人都比較精彩
一樣是探討深奧的生存焦慮
最後拍拍在監獄 就一堆開水龍頭 關水龍頭
走來在去 獄友講一些故事 台語穿插 偶爾要幹你娘
這樣也是一個底層的故事 給你們腦補更多
我會用有錢人拿紅酒杯跟我的主角阿狗打手槍穿插
一下子是手握酒瓶 一下是阿狗握住自己
一下是名模的美麗臉龐看紅酒流出
一下是阿狗正在努力打豆漿 舒服掙扎的臉特寫
鏡頭斜左 是舞廳燈光齊閃眾多人拿起酒杯
鏡頭斜右 是阿狗打手槍一個人在公園箱子裡
最後模特性感喝下去(隔空倒嘴)
然後阿狗也同時弄出來 這邊拍紅酒灑出來
滿臉都是
一個寫實的象徵
要來掰多麼深刻就有多麼深刻 看不懂的人很幸福
台灣真的不需要在那邊清高裝神弄鬼了
看看人家九把刀 看看阿ken
搞笑咖都比你們懂電影 有些人真的很丟臉...
總之這部比陽光普照還要雷
都很雷 看在都是國片我就打折扣 2.3 一樣爛
但其實這部大概最爛
--
這部片有多長就是浪費多久觀眾的人生
一秒也太長
其實讓我比較depressed的是觀眾愛捧的吹添
就把台灣這種片當啟文的排檔桿在素
首先黑白的畫面沒有意義
除了對比螢幕跟機車以外 剩下的張力根本不夠
故事又沒有精彩到可以讓觀眾承受
所以會有人開始腦內風暴把自己讀過的幹話穿鑿附會
不然無法接受自己浪費人生的事實
然後故事就是看行車記錄器然後發現意外
這麼簡單的內容
硬要花很大的篇幅來描述 中間幾句幹你娘
就好像表達底層人生的悲哀了
事實上卻只是沒有力道跟精準度的底片消耗
就像是拳擊場
同樣的時間別人的電影揮出了重拳
已經ko了數次 好幾次的來回躲避跟交鋒
觀眾在底下歡呼叫囂高潮
而大佛米納濕卻只是在擺太極 在蹲馬步
然後評審口白說這個選手是怎樣怎樣
告訴觀眾好有意義這樣
事實上就是一場難看而且失敗的比賽
電影的意義真的是這樣嗎?
手法都是為了精彩而想出來的手段
不是為了你想用所以就用的 那不是電影 是你的喃喃自語
用後設打破故事是有多麼了不起還是高傲?
吹添觀眾是在高潮什麼 想當欣蒂?
台灣的拍攝還有演員我都可以肯定
但是不要拿出這種東西
一點張力都沒有 很可悲 觀眾要爭氣一點
不要這麼容易就在那裡哭
是那女孩的妹妹喔?
我來拍乞丐打手槍 強姦路人都比較精彩
一樣是探討深奧的生存焦慮
最後拍拍在監獄 就一堆開水龍頭 關水龍頭
走來在去 獄友講一些故事 台語穿插 偶爾要幹你娘
這樣也是一個底層的故事 給你們腦補更多
我會用有錢人拿紅酒杯跟我的主角阿狗打手槍穿插
一下子是手握酒瓶 一下是阿狗握住自己
一下是名模的美麗臉龐看紅酒流出
一下是阿狗正在努力打豆漿 舒服掙扎的臉特寫
鏡頭斜左 是舞廳燈光齊閃眾多人拿起酒杯
鏡頭斜右 是阿狗打手槍一個人在公園箱子裡
最後模特性感喝下去(隔空倒嘴)
然後阿狗也同時弄出來 這邊拍紅酒灑出來
滿臉都是
一個寫實的象徵
要來掰多麼深刻就有多麼深刻 看不懂的人很幸福
台灣真的不需要在那邊清高裝神弄鬼了
看看人家九把刀 看看阿ken
搞笑咖都比你們懂電影 有些人真的很丟臉...
總之這部比陽光普照還要雷
都很雷 看在都是國片我就打折扣 2.3 一樣爛
但其實這部大概最爛
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