SCENE 2: THE BOYS WALKING DOWN A STREET
(CHANDLER AND JOEY ARE KICKING A CAN ABOUT)
CHANDLER: ...Poulet passes it up to Leech! (PASSES TO JOEY)
JOEY: Leech spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass!
(KICKS IT TO ROSS, BUT ROSS IS STARING INTO A SHOP WINDOW)
CHANDLER: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops
to look at some women's shoes.
ROSS: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we-
we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we
-we- (OFF CHANDLER'S LOOK) Sorry. Sorry.
(THEY WALK ON. CHANDLER AND JOEY START TO TALK
BUT ROSS STOPS AND WHINES)
JOEY: What?
ROSS: Peach pit.
CHANDLER: Yes, Bunny?
ROSS: (POINTS) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
JOEY: -Peaches?
ROSS: Actually, nectarines, but basically..
CHANDLER: (TO JOEY) Could've been a peach.
ROSS: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I...
I walked her to the- (LOOKS UP, REALISES, AND POINTS)
-the bus stop... I'm fine.
JOEY: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's!
(THEY TURN TO STARE AT HIM)
What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.
(CUT TO CENTRAL PERK- RACHEL, LESLIE, KIKI AND JOANNE TALKING)
RACHEL: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
KIKI: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!
JOANNE: Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.
RACHEL: Okay.
JOANNE: When are you coming home?
RACHEL: What? Guys, I'm not.
JOANNE: C'mon, this is us.
RACHEL: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
KIKI: Waitressing?
RACHEL: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um...
I write the specials on the specials board,
and, uh... and I, uh...
I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase...
Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put
the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
LESLIE: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
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(CHANDLER AND JOEY ARE KICKING A CAN ABOUT)
CHANDLER: ...Poulet passes it up to Leech! (PASSES TO JOEY)
JOEY: Leech spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass!
(KICKS IT TO ROSS, BUT ROSS IS STARING INTO A SHOP WINDOW)
CHANDLER: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops
to look at some women's shoes.
ROSS: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we-
we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we
-we- (OFF CHANDLER'S LOOK) Sorry. Sorry.
(THEY WALK ON. CHANDLER AND JOEY START TO TALK
BUT ROSS STOPS AND WHINES)
JOEY: What?
ROSS: Peach pit.
CHANDLER: Yes, Bunny?
ROSS: (POINTS) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
JOEY: -Peaches?
ROSS: Actually, nectarines, but basically..
CHANDLER: (TO JOEY) Could've been a peach.
ROSS: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I...
I walked her to the- (LOOKS UP, REALISES, AND POINTS)
-the bus stop... I'm fine.
JOEY: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's!
(THEY TURN TO STARE AT HIM)
What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.
(CUT TO CENTRAL PERK- RACHEL, LESLIE, KIKI AND JOANNE TALKING)
RACHEL: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
KIKI: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!
JOANNE: Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.
RACHEL: Okay.
JOANNE: When are you coming home?
RACHEL: What? Guys, I'm not.
JOANNE: C'mon, this is us.
RACHEL: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
KIKI: Waitressing?
RACHEL: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um...
I write the specials on the specials board,
and, uh... and I, uh...
I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase...
Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put
the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
LESLIE: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
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