※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
105 - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent - Part 06
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is still trying to
ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen
empty Espresso cups in front of him. He is extremely wired.]
[場景：中央咖啡館，錢德還在想要安撫珍妮絲，桌上有將近一打的意式咖啡空杯，
他表現的很怪]
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean,
it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing.
You're like the boom, boom,
(Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.
是這樣的，珍妮絲。就是，我是說，大概是我們不一樣。
我像是砰砰砰，你像是碰碰碰。
（錢德手甩出去結果打到珍妮絲的眼睛）...碰。
Janice: Ow!
噢！
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
喔，天啊，對不起。你還好吧？
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
喔，嗯，我的隱形眼鏡，隱形眼鏡啦。我馬上回來。
(She leaves.)
（她離開）
Chandler: (to Phoebe) I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye!
This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.
（對菲碧）我打到她眼睛！我打到她眼睛！這是全世界史上最糟糕的分手了！
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.)
How many of those have you had?
我的天啊（錢德又喝了一杯義式咖啡）你到底喝了幾杯啦？
Chandler: Oh, I don't know, a million?
喔，不知道，一百萬杯吧？
Phoebe: Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.
錢德，放輕鬆。想像最快樂的地方。啦啦啦啦啦...
Chandler: I'm fine.
我沒事
Phoebe: All right.
很好
(Janice returns from the bathroom.)
（珍妮絲從廁所回來）
Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes.
我有事了，她回來了
Phoebe: Wait here. Breathe.
在這等。深呼吸。
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds,
and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
（菲碧去跟珍妮絲說話。她跟她說了幾秒鐘，
珍妮絲破涕為笑，抱了她，跟錢德揮手後離開）
Chandler: How do you do that?
你怎麼辦到的？
Phoebe: It's like a gift.
一種天份吧。
Chandler: We should always always break up together.
以後我們應該都一起分手
Phoebe: Oh, I'd like that.
喔，不錯啊
[Scene: The Launderama. Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes.]
[場景：洗衣店。瑞秋正在分類他被染成粉紅的衣物]
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
你衣服洗乾淨了。這才是最重要的。
Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.
喔，對啊。除了全部都變成內衣了。
(The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart.)
（那女人又過來拿走瑞秋的推車）
Rachel: Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.
哇，對不起。很抱歉，這車本來是我們的。
Woman: Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things.
Now come on, get outta my way.
是啦，呃，我本來有24吋小蠻腰咧。
你註定會失去某些東西。少來了，快給我讓開。
(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.)
（瑞秋看了看羅斯，羅斯暗示他把車搶回來）
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear.
Uh, this is our cart.
很抱歉，知道嗎，也許我沒有說清楚。呃，這還是我們的車。
Woman: Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it.
嘿嘿嘿，裡面完全沒放衣服。
Rachel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!
嘿嘿嘿嘿，別再自創規則了！
Woman: Let go!
放手！
(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)
（他們爭鬥了一會，最後瑞秋爬進車子裡）
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart,
you're gonna have to take me with it!
好吧，聽著，女人。如果你要這台車，你就連我一起帶走吧！
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
（她考慮了一下，然後走開）
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
（對羅斯）帥！你看到沒？
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
你真是厲害啊！各位觀眾，蛻變後的女人。
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
沒有你我做不到這些。
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned.
A moment of silence follows.)
（瑞秋站起來吻了羅斯。他楞住。接著是一陣沉默）
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer?
(Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.)
I'm fine, I'm fine.
好，嗯，呃，還有衣服要烘吧？（羅斯轉身，頭撞到開著的烘乾機門）
我沒事，我沒事。
Rachel: Are you sure?
你確定？
Ross: No.
才怪
Closing Credits
片尾字卡
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.
Ross has an icepack to his head.]
[場景：中央咖啡館，羅斯、瑞秋和菲碧在。羅斯用冰塊敷著頭]
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
喔，你確定你沒事嗎？
Ross: Yeah.
對
Rachel: Does it still hurt?
你還在痛嗎？
Ross: Yeah.
對
Phoebe: (seeing Rachel's clothes) What a neat idea.
All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
（看瑞秋的衣服）真是好主意。全部衣服都很搭。我也要這樣弄。
(Monica and Joey enter.)
（莫妮卡跟喬伊進來）
Monica: Hi.
嗨
Phoebe: Hey, how'd it go?
嘿，進展怎樣？
Joey: Excellent.
非常好
Monica: We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.
我們拆散了他們，然後各自獨吞了一個人。
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
真是個動人的故事。嘿，對了，我沒事。
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
（注意到他的頭）喔，很抱歉。
Rachel: Where's Chandler?
錢德他呢？
Phoebe: Oh, he needed some time to grieve.
喔，他需要點時間哀悼。
(Chandler runs by the window outside, joyous.)
（錢德從窗外跑過去，非常愉快）
Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
自由了！自由了！
Phoebe: That oughta do it.
這是一定要的。
本集完
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105 - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent - Part 06
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is still trying to
ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen
empty Espresso cups in front of him. He is extremely wired.]
[場景：中央咖啡館，錢德還在想要安撫珍妮絲，桌上有將近一打的意式咖啡空杯，
他表現的很怪]
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean,
it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing.
You're like the boom, boom,
(Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.
是這樣的，珍妮絲。就是，我是說，大概是我們不一樣。
我像是砰砰砰，你像是碰碰碰。
（錢德手甩出去結果打到珍妮絲的眼睛）...碰。
Janice: Ow!
噢！
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
喔，天啊，對不起。你還好吧？
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
喔，嗯，我的隱形眼鏡，隱形眼鏡啦。我馬上回來。
(She leaves.)
（她離開）
Chandler: (to Phoebe) I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye!
This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.
（對菲碧）我打到她眼睛！我打到她眼睛！這是全世界史上最糟糕的分手了！
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.)
How many of those have you had?
我的天啊（錢德又喝了一杯義式咖啡）你到底喝了幾杯啦？
Chandler: Oh, I don't know, a million?
喔，不知道，一百萬杯吧？
Phoebe: Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.
錢德，放輕鬆。想像最快樂的地方。啦啦啦啦啦...
Chandler: I'm fine.
我沒事
Phoebe: All right.
很好
(Janice returns from the bathroom.)
（珍妮絲從廁所回來）
Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes.
我有事了，她回來了
Phoebe: Wait here. Breathe.
在這等。深呼吸。
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds,
and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
（菲碧去跟珍妮絲說話。她跟她說了幾秒鐘，
珍妮絲破涕為笑，抱了她，跟錢德揮手後離開）
Chandler: How do you do that?
你怎麼辦到的？
Phoebe: It's like a gift.
一種天份吧。
Chandler: We should always always break up together.
以後我們應該都一起分手
Phoebe: Oh, I'd like that.
喔，不錯啊
[Scene: The Launderama. Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes.]
[場景：洗衣店。瑞秋正在分類他被染成粉紅的衣物]
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
你衣服洗乾淨了。這才是最重要的。
Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.
喔，對啊。除了全部都變成內衣了。
(The same woman walks over and takes Rachel's laundry cart.)
（那女人又過來拿走瑞秋的推車）
Rachel: Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.
哇，對不起。很抱歉，這車本來是我們的。
Woman: Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things.
Now come on, get outta my way.
是啦，呃，我本來有24吋小蠻腰咧。
你註定會失去某些東西。少來了，快給我讓開。
(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.)
（瑞秋看了看羅斯，羅斯暗示他把車搶回來）
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear.
Uh, this is our cart.
很抱歉，知道嗎，也許我沒有說清楚。呃，這還是我們的車。
Woman: Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it.
嘿嘿嘿，裡面完全沒放衣服。
Rachel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!
嘿嘿嘿嘿，別再自創規則了！
Woman: Let go!
放手！
(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)
（他們爭鬥了一會，最後瑞秋爬進車子裡）
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart,
you're gonna have to take me with it!
好吧，聽著，女人。如果你要這台車，你就連我一起帶走吧！
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
（她考慮了一下，然後走開）
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
（對羅斯）帥！你看到沒？
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
你真是厲害啊！各位觀眾，蛻變後的女人。
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
沒有你我做不到這些。
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned.
A moment of silence follows.)
（瑞秋站起來吻了羅斯。他楞住。接著是一陣沉默）
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer?
(Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.)
I'm fine, I'm fine.
好，嗯，呃，還有衣服要烘吧？（羅斯轉身，頭撞到開著的烘乾機門）
我沒事，我沒事。
Rachel: Are you sure?
你確定？
Ross: No.
才怪
Closing Credits
片尾字卡
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.
Ross has an icepack to his head.]
[場景：中央咖啡館，羅斯、瑞秋和菲碧在。羅斯用冰塊敷著頭]
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
喔，你確定你沒事嗎？
Ross: Yeah.
對
Rachel: Does it still hurt?
你還在痛嗎？
Ross: Yeah.
對
Phoebe: (seeing Rachel's clothes) What a neat idea.
All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
（看瑞秋的衣服）真是好主意。全部衣服都很搭。我也要這樣弄。
(Monica and Joey enter.)
（莫妮卡跟喬伊進來）
Monica: Hi.
嗨
Phoebe: Hey, how'd it go?
嘿，進展怎樣？
Joey: Excellent.
非常好
Monica: We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.
我們拆散了他們，然後各自獨吞了一個人。
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
真是個動人的故事。嘿，對了，我沒事。
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
（注意到他的頭）喔，很抱歉。
Rachel: Where's Chandler?
錢德他呢？
Phoebe: Oh, he needed some time to grieve.
喔，他需要點時間哀悼。
(Chandler runs by the window outside, joyous.)
（錢德從窗外跑過去，非常愉快）
Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
自由了！自由了！
Phoebe: That oughta do it.
這是一定要的。
本集完
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