111-part 03 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
111- part 03

[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey,
Chandler and his mom are there.]
[場景：墨西哥餐廳，莫妮卡、菲碧、喬伊、錢德和他媽在場]

Mrs. Bing: I am famished. What do I want... (Looks at Chandler's menu)
我餓壞了，吃什麼好呢...(看錢德的菜單)

Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.
拜託老天，千萬不要是宮保雞丁

Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
喔，你看了那個節目啊！覺得怎樣呢？

Chandler: Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.
呃，我覺得你需要從你的殼裡再出來一些。

Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
(進來) 現在是怎樣？ 只有你會挑上這種地方。

Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug.
(They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
唔，少來，閉嘴，很好玩啊。來抱一下。
(他們都坐下) 呃，我覺得我們準備好可以喝龍舌蘭酒了。

Chandler: I know I am.
我知道我好了。

Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
誰要來幾杯呢？

Monica: Yeah.
要。

Phoebe: I'm in.
我也要。

Mrs. Bing: There y'go. Ross?
換你囉。羅斯？

Ross: Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy.
呃，我真的不是那種愛來幾杯的傢伙。

(Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustered)
(瑞秋和保羅進來，兩個人都有一些激動)

Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just,
y'know, lost track of time.
嗨！抱歉...抱歉我們遲到了，我們，餓，只是有點，
知道嘛，忘記了時間。

Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
...但人是會變的。 (一飲而盡)

[Time lapse. Ross is now clearly drunk.
He is holding up a shot glass to his eye like a jeweller's eye.]
[時間過去。羅斯現在很明顯醉了。他舉高一個酒杯像當珠寶商的眼鏡。]

Ross: Anyone want me to appraise anything?
有誰要我幫他們估價嗎？

(Rachel feeds something to Paolo. He eats it and licks her hand)
(瑞秋餵了些東西給保羅。他吃掉並舔舔她的手。)

Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you,
I've read everything you've ever written.
No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight,
all I wanted to do was become a writer.
柄太太，我一定要跟你說，我讀了你寫的所有作品。
不，我是說真的！我是說，當我讀《午夜高潮》時，
我想要的就是當一個作家。

Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can.
You just start with half a dozen European cities,
throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam!
You have got yourself a book.
喔，拜託，甜心，聽好，如果我做的到，誰都可以。
你只要從半打歐洲城市開始，加進三十個男性生殖器的婉稱，然後砰！
你就寫好一本自己的書了。

Chandler: Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen.
我母親，各位女士先生。

[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
[切換到柄媽正在講電話]

Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
對，有沒有給226號房的留言？

(Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas')
(羅斯從上面標著西班牙文「女生」的廁所冒出來)

Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger?
你還好吧，強棒？

Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
好啊，我很好。我很好。

(A woman emerges from the toilet behind him
and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
(一個女人從她身後的廁所出來，他試著假裝他是從另一間出來的)

Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
你今天晚上是怎麼了？

Ross: Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.
沒事。沒事沒事沒事。

Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you.
(To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
(對電話) 好的，謝謝你。
(對羅斯) 是那個義大利舔手男，對吧。

Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
不是。是他舔的那個人。

Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
她應該要跟你在一起才對。

Ross: You're good.
你真好！

Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me.
I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
喔，羅斯，聽我的話。
我的書賣了上億本，你知道為什麼嗎？

Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?
因為封面上那個女生還有她露的那兩點？

Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men
that women fall in love with.
Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo.
People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo.
C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know,
complication you eventually kill off.
不對。因為我知道怎麼描寫女人愛上的男人。
相信我，我沒辦法賣保羅那種。
讀者不會翻三百二十五頁來看一個保羅。
拜託，那傢伙就是個配角命，啊，知道嗎，
你總有一天會殺出重圍的。

Ross: When?
哪時？

Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
他不會是主角... 你知道我們的主角是誰。

Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
在封面上露點的那個男人？

Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
不，就是你！

Ross: Please.
少來了。

Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
不，真的，拜託。你又聰明、又性感...

Ross: Right.
對啦。

Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
你會很好的，相信我。

(She kisses him on the cheek)
(她親了他的臉頰)

Ross: Uh-oh...
呃哦...

(...Then full on the mouth)
(...然後整張嘴)

(Enter Joey)
(喬伊進來)

Joey: Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.
呃.... 我去街上尿就好。

Commercial Break
廣告破口


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