112-part 02 (翻譯) - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
part2

[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door
and Carol answers it to Ross.]
[場景：卡蘿與蘇珊家，有人敲門，卡蘿去應門帶羅斯]

Carol: Hey hey, come on in!
嘿嘿，快進來！

(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)
(羅斯進來，拿著千層麵)

Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books,
and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.
嘿，哈囉！姆阿！(親卡蘿) 我把書都帶來了，
莫妮卡也送來了愛，跟這千層麵一起。

Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
喔，好棒！這是素的嗎？因為蘇珊她不吃肉。

Ross: (pauses) I'm pretty sure that it is...
(暫停) 我還滿確定它是...

Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
呃，我今天拿到產檢的結果了

Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands)
Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?
(用手亂揮動)
喔，趕快說，趕快說，一切都，啊...？

Carol: Totally and completely healthy!
完完全全的健康！

Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great!
(Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
喔，那很好，那很好！
(擁吻卡蘿，然後拿起一個相框)

Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
嘿，你跟蘇珊哪時遇到修依路易斯的啊？

Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
呃，那是我們的朋友譚雅。

Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya.
(looks up frightenedly)
(吃驚貌，緊張地咯咯笑) 當然是你們的朋友譚雅啦。
(害怕地往上看)

Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
你想不想知道性別？

Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex?
(chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image
of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya
(miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...
(緊張地咯咯笑) 性？
(繼續笑) 嗯，你跟蘇珊在一起的畫面已經讓我夠困擾了，
你還要加上譚雅 (模仿洗頭髮，我最多只能想到這個)，噁呦...

Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
寶寶的性別啦，羅斯。

Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
喔，你知道寶寶的性別了喔？ 喔，喔喔喔！

Carol: Do you want to know?
你想知道嗎？

Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not.
I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there,
and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
不，不，不，不，不，我不想知道，絕對不要。
我想說，知道嗎，我想你應該要等到你往下看那邊，
然後說，唔，看到了！ (暫停) 或沒有...

(Susan enters)
(蘇珊進來)

Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
喔，哈囉羅斯！

Ross: Susan...
蘇珊...

Susan: So, so, did you hear?
所以，所以，拿到了嗎？

Ross: Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!
有，拿到了，一切都好極了！

Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away)
It really is...do we know...?
喔，那真的... (蘇珊抱卡蘿，她們傻笑，羅斯讓開)
那真的是...知道了嗎...？

Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
對，已經知道了，他會是個...

Ross: (flailing arms in protest) Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello,
guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!
(揮舞手臂抗議) 喔，嘿嘿嘿，齁齁齁，哈囉，
有人不想知道喔，他就站在這裡！

Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
喔，好吧，是我們想的那樣嗎？

Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling.
Ross stands back, reaches out and lightly taps Susan's shoulder)
嗯哼 (蘇珊卡蘿相擁，傻笑，羅斯後退，伸出手輕拍蘇珊肩膀)

Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
好，哪樣，哪樣...好，你們想的到底是哪個啦？

Carol and Susan: It's a...
就是...

Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know.
Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.
(插話) 不，不，不，我不想知道啦，不想知道。
好，知道嗎，我大概應該，我大概該走了。

Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
好吧，謝謝你帶書過來。

Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa
(kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder)
Susan... (Ross leaves.)
不客氣，好，姆阿 (親卡蘿) 喔，姆阿 (親卡蘿的肚子，然後打蘇珊肩膀)
蘇珊... (羅斯離開)

Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona?
(intercom buzzer rings)
好了，我們應該先打給誰，你朋友？還是黛比跟羅娜？
(對講機響起)

Carol: Hello?
哈囉？

Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know.
(Carol and Susan laugh)
(對講機裡) 呃，算了，我不想知道。(卡蘿跟蘇珊笑)

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees
as a table to support the lasagna.]
[場景：錢德和喬伊家，喬伊和錢德用膝蓋當桌子支撐千層麵]

Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
好，就只是因為那是我的桌子，我就得去買新的嗎？

Joey: That's the rule.
原則上是啊。

Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
什麼原則？才沒那種原則，如果有，也是你欠我桌子！

Joey: How'd you get to that?
你怎麼會有那種結論？

Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine
until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio.
好，我相信那件傢俱原本好端端的，
直到你跟安琪拉戴瓦奇諾的小小早餐冒險。

Joey: You knew about that?
你知道那件事？

Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter
left little to the imagination.
呃，就說你在奶油裡留下的痕跡給人一絲絲的遐想吧。

Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
好，好，那我們拆帳嘛？

Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
你是什麼意思，比如，一起出錢嗎？

Joey: Yeah
對啊

Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that?
你覺得我們已經準備好進到那種階段了嗎？

Joey: Why not?
不好嗎？

Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment,
I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
呃，這是一個非常大的承諾，
我是說，如果我們其中一個要搬出去怎麼辦？

Joey: Why, are you moving out?
為什麼，你打算搬出去嗎？

Chandler: I'm not moving out.
我沒打算搬出去。

Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
你如果有要搬出去會跟我說對吧？

Chandler: Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...
會啦，會啦，就是因為我那個前室友奇普啊...

Joey: Aw, I know all about Kip!
噢，我就知道跟奇普有關！

Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together,
and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
就是啊我們一起買過一個烤箱，
然後他落跑去結婚，事情後來搞的很難看。

Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?
好吧，我來問你一件事，奇普室友當的有比我好嗎？

Chandler: Aw, don't do that.
噢，不要這樣。


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