112-part 04 (翻譯) - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
Part4

[Scene: The Table Store, Joey and Chandler are looking for their new table.]
[場景：桌子店，喬伊和錢德正在物色新桌子。]

Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one?
(points to a table)
你選一個，選一個啦！ 喏，那個怎麼樣？ (指一張桌子)

Chandler: That's patio furniture!
那是露台用的家具！

Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think,
"Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!
又怎樣？有人會進來然後想說，「嗯喔，我又出來了嗎？」最好是啦！

Chandler: (gesturing towards another table) What about the birds?
(指向另一張桌子)那些鳥怎麼樣？

Joey: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something."
不知道耶，鳥好像不會說「哈囉，坐這邊，吃點東西。」

Chandler: You pick one.
那你選嘛。

Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
好啦，那些瓢蟲呢？

Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds,
but big red insects suggest fine dining!
喔，所以，不要說鳥了，但是大大的紅昆蟲會暗示你美食！

Joey: Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!
好嘛，你想要鳥的話，就買鳥啊！

Chandler: Not like that, I won't! (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds!
(Joey turns and gives Chandler a dirty look)
不是那樣，我不要！(暫停)奇普就會喜歡那些鳥！
(喬伊轉身狠狠瞪了錢德一眼)

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel folding and packing clothes
in suitcases as Phoebe enters.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，瑞秋正在邊折邊打包衣服到行李裡，菲碧進來。]

Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！

Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
嗨，菲碧！

Phoebe: Are you moving out?
你要搬出去嗎？

Rachel: No, these aren't all my suitcases.
(picks up small blue suitcase and shows to Phoebe)
This one's Paolo's.
不，這些不全是我的行李箱。
(拿起一個藍色的小行李箱給菲碧看)
這一個是保羅的。

Phoebe: Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?
嗯，嗯，瑞秋我們聊一下好嗎？

Rachel: Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.
呃，好啊...就一下下喔，因為保羅在往這裡的路上了。

Phoebe: Oh! (sits down) Ok, um, ok, um,
喔！(坐下) 好，嗯，好，嗯，

Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...
喔，菲碧，菲碧...

Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat)
we haven't known each other for that long a time, and,
um, there are three things that you should know about me.
One, my friends are the most important thing in my life,
two, I never lie, and three,
I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.
(Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
好，嗯，(清喉嚨)
我們認識彼此還不算很久的時間，而且，
嗯，有三件關於我的事情你應該要知道。
第一，朋友是我生命中最重要的東西，
第二，我從不說謊，還有第三，
我做的燕麥葡萄乾餅是全世界最棒的。
(菲碧打開一個錫罐給瑞秋一片餅乾)

Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs
(takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed)
Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!
(拿餅乾) 好，謝了菲碧
(咬一口餅乾，非常驚訝)
喔天啊，為什麼我從來沒吃過這個？！

Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair
to the other cookies
喔，我沒有很常做這些，我覺得這樣對其他餅乾不公平。

Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies
I've ever had.
好吧，呃，你說的對，這是我吃過最棒的燕麥葡萄乾餅。

Phoebe: Which proves that I never lie.
這也證明了我從不說謊。

Rachel: I guess you don't.
我想你沒說謊。

Phoebe: Paolo made a pass at me.
保羅對我毛手毛腳。

(Rachel looks stunned)
(瑞秋震驚貌)

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey,
and Monica admiring their new table.]
[場景：錢德和喬伊家，羅斯、錢德、喬伊還有莫妮卡在欣賞他們的新桌。]

Chandler: So, what do you think?
所以，你們覺得怎樣？

Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
我想這是我所見過最美的桌子了。

Chandler: I know!
我知道！

(The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table.)
(鏡頭帶回來揭露喬伊和錢德的新手足球桌)

Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates
on these little guys' heads?
那這要怎麼用，你們要在這些小人偶頭上平衡盤子嗎？

Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!
誰管他，我們在水槽那裡吃就好！來吧，來玩吧！

Monica: Heads up Ross! (Monica scores on Chandler and Joey)
Score! (points at Chandler) You suck!
頭朝上，羅斯！(莫妮卡從錢德和喬伊手上得分)
得分！ (指著錢德) 你爛透了！

(Chandler looks at Joey in amazement)
(錢德吃驚地看著喬伊)


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