114-part 01 - 六人行

114 The One With the Candy Hearts -Part-01

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter,
and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her.
No pun intended. I mean it.]
咖啡廳，Ross看著櫃檯旁一個美女
Joey和Chandler慫恿他去跟她說話（egging him on to go talk to her）
沒有雙關，我說真的

Joey: I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.
跟你說，她想要你

Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
她幾乎不認識我，我們只是住在同棟大樓而已

Chandler: Any contact?
有任何交集嗎？

Ross: She lent me an egg once.
她曾經借過我一顆蛋

Joey: You're in!
快上！

Ross: Aw, right.
噢，好吧

Woman: Hi, Ross.

Ross: Hey. (stutters something incoherent)
（結巴語無倫次）

Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok?
The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian—
I don't think we need a third...
拜託，Ross，你得快點回到遊戲場上好嗎？Rachel那是不會發生了，你前妻是
蕾絲邊，我不認為還需要第三個－－

Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
不好意思，可以給我們一顆蛋嗎？帶殼的，謝謝

Ross: An egg?
一顆蛋？

Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say,
"Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."
對啊，你等下走過去跟她說「妳的蛋回來了，我還你的」

Chandler: I think it's winning.
我想這肯定成的

Ross: I think it's insane.
我想這是瘋了

Chandler: She'll love it. Go with the egg, my friend.
她會喜歡的，帶著蛋去吧，我的朋友

(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)
Ross走過去，手裡拿著蛋

Joey: Think it'll work?
你認為能成嗎？

Chandler: No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.
不，這是在自殺，那男人拿著蛋

Opening Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there.
Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
場景:咖啡廳，大家都在，Ross還在跟美女說話

Monica: You can not do this.
你不能這麼做

Rachel: Do what, do what?
做什麼？做什麼？

Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
Roger明晚想帶她出去

Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
不！Phoebe！你忘了當初為什麼甩了他嗎？

Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright,
still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
因為他討人厭刻薄又有點嚇人，但是在情人節有個約會很好啊

Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year.
I know I do.
但Phoebe，你可以在任何一晚跟一個惹人厭的男人約會，我知道我會這麼做

Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
那你們大家明晚要做什麼？

Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
事實上，明晚要看今晚進行得如何

Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
噢，聽著，關於今晚......

Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me.
The only reason she's goin' out with me is
because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
不不不，你敢拋棄我，她跟我出去的唯一原因是因為我說我會為她朋友帶個朋友

Chandler: Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...
我知道，但她朋友聽起來像是個......

Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, but—come on, man, she's needy,
she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching!
(Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.)
Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice.
You're doin' this.
可悲的人？我知道，但是－－她有需要，她很脆弱，
我在想－－cha-ching（得分的意思吧？）
（Rachel丟了Joey一個麵包捲，他撿起來吃）謝謝
自從Janice之後你都沒跟其他女人約會過了，你得這麼做

Ross: Hi. She said yes.
嗨，她答應了

Chandler: Yes! Way to go, man!
(Chandler and Ross hug. Something crunches in Ross' shirt pocket.)
Still got the egg, huh?
幹得好！（Chandler和Ross相擁，某個Ross口袋裡的東西發出碎裂聲）
蛋還在你這裡，蛤？

[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there,
waiting for their dates to show up.]
場景: 餐廳，Joey和Chandler在等他們約會對象出現

Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look?
（看著自己在餐刀裡的倒影）我看起來如何？

Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up)
Ok, now, remember, no trading.
You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
噢，呃，我...不...在乎（Joey的女伴出現）
好，記住，不交換，漂亮的那個是你的，可憐蟲是我的

Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.
嗨，Joey，哇喔，看看你帶來的，非常不錯！

Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
......那你帶來的呢？

Lorraine: She's checking the coats.

Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands.
Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
她在掛外套。Joey，我要去洗掉我手上的計程車味，
幫我叫一杯白葡萄酒，Janice要一杯紅的

White Zinfandel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Zinfandel

Chandler: Janice?

(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say,
'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
（Lorraine離開，Joey搖頭，像是在說「不會是同一個Janice吧」，
Janice進來）

Janice: Oh.... my.... God.

Chandler: (angrily) Hey, it's Janice.
（生氣地）嘿，是Janice


[Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.]
場景:餐廳廁所，Chandler和Joey講話中

Chandler: Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window.
很好，我要半路落跑了，我從窗戶這出去

Joey: No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever
to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down.
不不不不行！我等著跟Lorraine約會等超久了，冷靜點


Chandler: Calm down? Calm down?
You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice
in the last five months!
冷靜？冷靜？你給我約了個我在五個月內甩掉兩次的女人！

Joey: (at the urinal) Can you stop yellin'?
You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
（在小便池）你可以不要這麼大聲嗎？你這樣讓我很緊張，我緊張時沒辦法小便

Chandler: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.
(gets up right behind Joey and yells in his ear)
Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!
抱歉抱歉，你是對的（走到Joey後面對著他耳朵吼）
快點！快尿！*2

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