102-part 06 翻譯 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
: 102 The One With the Sonogram at the End - PART 06
: [Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about
: what to name the baby.]

場景:卡蘿的婦產科.他們仍在爭執寶寶命名的事

: Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?

喔拜託,海倫有什麼不好?

: Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.

海倫蓋勒(諧音海倫凱勒)?我可不認同.

: Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.

哈囉?不會是海倫蓋勒的.

: Ross: Thank you!

感謝你!

: Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.

不是,我是說不會姓蓋勒

: Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

什麼,會是海倫威力克?

: Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.

不是,實際上,嗯,我們曾討論過海倫威力克龐區

: Ross: Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?

等一下,為-為什麼她可以在姓氏裡?

: Susan: It's my baby too.

這也是我的寶寶

: Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really?
: Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.


喔這可有趣了,真的假的?
嗯,我不記得妳有製造過任何精子.

: Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!

是啊,我們都知道那是多艱鉅的挑戰齁!

: Carol: All right, you two, stop it!

好了你們兩個,停止了!

: Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.

不不不,她佔了個功勞,嘿,我也有貢獻耶.

: Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting
: Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?
: 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.


羅斯,你該不會真的想取"海倫威力克龐區蓋勒"吧?
因為我認為這樣是遊走在虐待兒童邊緣了.

: Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.

當然不是,我是想取"蓋勒威力克龐區"

: Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?
: He knows no-one's gonna say all those names,
: so they'll wind up calling her Geller,
: then he gets his way!

喔,不,不不不不不,你看到他想幹嘛了嗎?
他知道沒人會把整串名字念出來,
最後大家都會叫她蓋勒,
那他就得逞了!


: Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way?
: Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined
: this moment in my life being,
: this is not my way- y'know what?
: Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-

我得逞??你認為這樣叫我得逞?
相信我,在我對我人生這個階段的各種想像裡,
並沒有目前這樣的.你知道嗎,
嗯,嗯,這太難了,我不是,我不能.....

: Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!
: How are we today? Any nausea?

敲敲門!
我們今天如何啊?有任何噁心症狀嗎?

: All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.

有,有,有一點

: Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be,
: but.. thanks for sharing.
: (To Carol) Uh, lie back..

呃,我只是在問準媽媽而已,
不過...謝謝分享.
(對卡蘿說)嗯,躺下

: Ross: You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go.
: I don't- I don't think I can be involved
: in this particular thing right now.

你,你知道嗎,我要走了.
我不--我不認為我可以被包含在目前這個狀況裡.

: (He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear.
: He returns and stares at it.)

(他轉身離開,但是超音波掃描的聲音吸引住他,他轉身回來盯著螢幕)

: Ross: Oh my God.

喔天啊

: Susan: Look at that.

看看那個


: Carol: I know.

我知道

---------------------接下來我不翻譯名字了----------------
: Closing Credits
: [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment,
: everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram.
: Rachel is on the phone.]
場景:Monica和Rachel的公寓
大家都在看超音波掃描錄影帶
Rachel在講電話
: Ross: Well? Isn't that amazing?

所以?這不是很神奇嗎?

: Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?

我們到底該看什麼?

: Chandler: I dunno, but..
: I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

我不知道,不過..
我想那個東西要準備攻打企業號了

(這是科幻影集Star Trek的梗,Enterprise企業號是一艘星際聯邦的太空船,
也是Star Trek劇中角色最主要的活動舞台.
可用"the Enterprise"孤狗圖片)

: Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left,
: and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.

你知道嗎,如果你把頭稍微左歪,
然後放鬆你的眼睛,那個東西看起來會有點像擺很久的馬鈴薯

: Ross: Then don't do that, alright?

那就別那樣看,可以嗎?

: Phoebe: Okay!
好啦!

: Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)
: Monica. Whaddya think?

(走到Monica身邊)
Monica,你覺得如何啊?

: Monica: (welling up) Mm-hmm.
(感動累積中)嗯哼

: Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
你--你感動到要爆炸了齁?

: Monica: No.
沒有

: Ross: You are, you're welling up.

你有,你感動到要爆炸了

(well up就是情緒累積到某種程度,像井水往上漲.我不知道要怎麼翻比較好)
: Monica: Am not!
沒有啦

: Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.

你要當姑姑囉.

: Monica: (pushes him and starts to cry) Oh shut up!

(把他推開,開始哭) 喔閉嘴啦!

: Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel.
: Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today.
: Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me.
: No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy,
: I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know,
: if-if everything works out,
: and you guys end up getting married
: and having kids- and everything-
: I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.
(在電話中)嗨Mindy,嗨,我是Rachel.
是啊,我很好,我-我今天見到Barry了.
不不,沒關係,我希望你們兩個快樂,
我真的希望.喔喔還有Mindy,你知道的,
如果-如果一切進展順利,
你們兩個最後結婚了,
然後有小孩,之類之類的--
我只希望你們的小孩有他的舊髮線跟你的舊鼻子.

: (Slams the phone down.)
: (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot,
: but I feel so much better now.
(把電話摔下)
(對大家說)好了,我知道這樣很低級,但我現在感覺好太多了


: End結束
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: 看來討論的熱烈程度與發文時間不太相關
: 下集還是恢復為週六發文 下週是7/16

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