109-part 02 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：

[Scene: Carol and Susan's apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.]
[場景：卡蘿和蘇珊家，蘇珊在。羅斯進去。]

Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here?
嗨，呃，卡蘿在家嗎？

Susan: No, she's at a faculty meeting.
不在，她去開教職員會議了。

Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull.
Well, not mine, but...
喔，我呃，只是來這裡拿我的頭骨。
呃，不是我的啦，但是...

Susan: Come in.
進來吧。

Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class,
and I have to get it back to the museum.
謝謝。對，卡蘿借去上一堂課，我要把它拿回去還博物館。

Susan: What's it look like?
長什麼樣子？

Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
大概就是一張大臉，少了皮膚。

Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
對喔，我有印象看到類似的東西。我們就一起找吧。

Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow,
you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
好。 （環顧公寓）哇，你們倆真的有一堆當女同性戀的書耶。

Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course.
Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
呃，知道嗎，你必須去上相關課程。不然的話，他們不會讓你當的。

Ross: (picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.
（拿起一本書）嘿，嘿，烏龜大王耶爾特。經典耶。

Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
事實上，我正在對小寶寶念這本書。

Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet?
Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?
小呃，還沒有出生的小寶寶？這不會顯得你們很...神經嗎？

Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
什麼？你不覺得他們在裡面也聽的到聲音嗎？

Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
你不是認真的吧，我是說，你真的...你真的跟它說話？

Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
是啊，隨時隨地。我想要寶寶認得我的聲音。

Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
那你有呃，你有說我的事嗎？

Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
有啊，有啊，隨時隨地。

Ross: Really?
真的啊？

Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
但是，我們只提到你是提供精子的波波。

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，除了瑞秋以外都在。]

Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that
I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.
聽著，如果她在跟它說話，我只是想說我也應該有一些肚皮時間。
也不是說我相信這種事情啦。

Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything.
I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird,
but you put your head inside this turkey,
and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
喔，我相信啊。我覺得寶寶完全聽的到每件事情。
我可以證明。聽著，這聽起來有點奇怪，但是你把頭放到這隻火雞裡，
然後我們開始聊天，你會聽見我們說的所有事情。

Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment.
In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.
我只是想說我百分百支持這個實驗。
事實上，我非常非常樂意幫你的頭抹奶油。

(Rachel enters.)
（瑞秋進來）

Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
嘿，瑞瑞，你賺夠錢了嗎？

Rachel: No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family,
forget shoop, shoop, shoop.
沒，還差的遠呢。不要想韋爾，不要想跟家人見面，不要想咻咻咻了。

Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
瑞瑞，這是你的信。

Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
謝啦，你可以把它放桌子上就好。

Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail.
(堅持地)不行，這是你的信。

Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
謝啦，你可以把它放桌子上就好。

Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it?
(把信封拿給她）你能不能就打開啊？

(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)
(瑞秋打開它。裡面有她需要的錢。)

Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
喔天啊，喔，你們大家好好喔。

Monica: We all chipped in.
我們全都有份喔

Joey: (to Monica) We did?
(對莫妮卡) 全部？

Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
(對喬伊) 你欠我二十元。

Rachel: Thank you. Thank you so much!
謝謝你們。真的很謝謝你們！

Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go,
got your traditional Thanksgiving feast,
you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's,
and your family size bag of Funyuns.
(給錢德一個袋子) 錢德，拿去吧，你的傳統感恩節餐點，
裡面有番茄湯、烤起司三明治、還有家庭號的炸洋蔥圈。

Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin'
for Thanksgiving dinner?
What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
等等，等等，錢德，你的感恩節晚餐就吃這樣子而已？
什麼，怎樣，你到底為什麼要跟這節日過不去啊？

Chandler: All right, I'm nine years old.
好吧，那是在我九歲的時候。

Ross: Oh, I hate this story.
喔，我討厭這個故事。

Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner.
I have--and I remember this part vividly--
a mouthful of pumpkin pie,
and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me
they're getting divorced.
我們剛吃完一頓非常豐盛的感恩節晚餐。
我還...我還清楚的記得這部分...滿嘴的南瓜派，
而就在這個時候，我爸媽決定告訴我他們要離婚了。

Rachel: Oh my god.
我的天啊。

Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner
once you've seen it in reverse.
是的。一旦你看過反芻回來的感恩節大餐之後，你就很難再享受它了。

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