114-part 03 - 六人行

[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment.]
場景：走廊，Chandler試著趕Janice離開公寓

Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
噢～我已經開始想你了，你能相信這真的發生了嗎？

Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
不（敢相信），但他還是發生了，再見Janice

Janice: Kiss me!
吻我！

(Janice kisses him. Monica comes out for the newspaper.}
Janice親他，Monica出門拿報紙

Monica: Oh, Chandler, sorry.
噢Chandler抱歉

(Janice turns around, Monica sees who it is.)
Janice轉身，Monica看到是誰

Monica: Ohhh, Chandler, sorry! Hey, Janice.
噢～～～Chandler，抱歉啊！嘿！Janice

Janice: Hi, Monica.

Chandler: Ok, well, this was very special.
很好，這真是太特別了

Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Rach，快來看外面這是誰！

(Rachel comes out.)
（Rachel出來）

Rachel: Oh my god. Janice, hi!

Chandler: Janice is gonna go away now.
Janice現在要離開了

Monica: I'll be right back.
我馬上回來

(Joey enters from the stairs.)
Joey從樓梯出現

Rachel: Oh, Joey, look who it is.
噢Joey，來看看這是誰

Joey: (in disbelief) Whoa.
（不敢置信）哇

Chandler: Oh, good, Joey's home now.
喔非常好，Joey回家了

Janice: This is so fun. This is like a reunion in the hall.
這真是太有趣了，像是走廊上的大團圓

(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)
（Monica拿著她的無線電話出來）

Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to.
(to Chandler) He just happened to call.
嗨Ross，這裡有個人想跟你打招呼（跟Chandler說）他剛好打過來

Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
嗨Ross，是我，你怎麼知道？（Janice式笑聲）


[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
場景: 中國餐廳，Ross和他的約會對象
Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then,
because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing,
then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles,
he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.
我只是說，如果狗經歷過時差，而因為狗的七年是人類的一年這件事，
當有隻狗從紐約飛到洛杉磯，牠不是花3小時而已，他失去的是約一週半的時間

(Ross starts to laugh, and then makes a face like 'Why did I just say that?'
Ross' ex-wife, Carol, and her lesbian lover, Susan, enter the restaurant.
Ross stares at them.)
Ross開始笑，然後做了一個表情像是在說「我剛剛為什麼要說這個？」
Ross前妻Carol和她的同志愛人Susan進入這間餐廳

Kristin: That's funny. Who are they?
這真是有趣，她們是誰？

Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her...
close, personal friend.
金髮的是我前妻，那個正在觸碰她的女人是她的......親近私密好友

Kristin: You mean they're lovers.
你是指她們是愛人

Ross: If you wanna put a label on it.
如果你硬要這樣說的話

Kristin: Wow, uh, anything else I should know?
哇喔，還有什麼我應該知道的嗎？

Ross: Nope, nope, that's it.
沒有，就這些了

(Carol takes off her jacket, her pregnant belly is exposed.)
Carol脫下外套，露出她懷孕的大肚子

Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part.
(to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
噢，還有她懷著我的孩子，我老是忘記這部分（跟Carol和Susan）哈囉！

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire.]
場景: Monica和Rachel家，女孩們在舉行她們的「男友營火」

Phoebe: Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.
所以我們需要鼠尾草和聖酒

Sacramental wine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramental_wine

Monica: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.
我這只有牛至跟Fresca（牛至是一種植物，Fresca是一種飲料）

Fresca
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresca

Oregano
https://www.google.com/search?q=oregano


Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right.
Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
呃那個也可以啦！（丟進火裡）好了，現在我們需要一個正直男人的精液

Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that,
we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Pheebs，我們如果有那個的話一開始就不必做這儀式了

Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
我們可以直接開始丟東西進去嗎？

Phoebe: Ok, yeah, ok. (she throws the directions in) Oh, OK.
好啦好啦（她把那本指南丟進去）

Rachel: (tossing things in the fire) Ok, Barry's letters.
Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.
（扔東西進去）Barry的信，Adam Ritter的四角褲

Phoebe: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
我這裡有跟Nokululu Oon Ah Ah吃晚餐的收據

Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
瞧，Scotty Jared的裸體照

Rachel: (looking at picture) Hey he's wearing a sweater.
（看著照片）他穿著毛衣啊

Monica: No.

Rachel and Phoebe: Eww!
噁！

Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
這裡有Paulo最後一點白蘭地

Monica: Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...
嘿Rachel那不是幾乎是純......

(Rachel throws the alcohol in the fire. A burst of flames shoots up from it.)
（Rachel把酒倒進火裡，火焰衝上來）

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there.
Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.]
場景: Chandler和Joey在咖啡廳，Chandler準備再次甩掉Janice

Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
我怎麼能在情人節甩掉這女人？

Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
我不知道，你之前在新年時甩了她

Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
噢天哪，我下輩子要當馬桶刷

(Janice enters.)

Janice: Hello, funny Valentine.
哈囉，有趣的情人

Chandler: Hi, Just Janice.

Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker.
I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
哈囉Joey，我們的小媒人，我想吻遍你，而且我要這麼做！

(Janice kisses Joey all over. Chandler smiles.)
Janice親遍Joey，Chandler微笑

Joey: (to Chandler) If you don't do it, I will.
如果你不這麼做（甩了她），那我會

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