118-part 03 - 六人行

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]

Ross: So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10,
and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.

Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary.
You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.

Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money)
But I think you should know that this money is cursed.

Joey: What?

Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.

Chandler: That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.
This way I can break 'em up with a movie.

Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...

Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis.
Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women.
(hands over her money)

Monica: You know what? This is not over.
We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose,
and you will beg, and we will laugh,
and we will take every last dime you have,
and you will hate yourselves forever.

Rachel: Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]

Ross: So, you gals wanna hand over your money now?
That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.

Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine.
We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.

Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat?
Are we ready to play some serious poker?

Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face)
Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.
(they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.

(Ross gets up from the table.)

Monica: Excuse me, where are you going?

Ross: Uh... to the bathroom.

Monica: Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?

Ross: I want to go to the bathroom. (exits)

Joey: Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza. (gets up)

Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no,
I'm still waiting to hear from that job
and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.

Joey: That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.

Monica: Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. (deals cards)

Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.

(Ross comes back from bathroom.)

Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.

Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)

(Time lapse.)

Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized?
'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?

Chandler: Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!

Joey: Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?

Phoebe: Yeah. Um... I'm out. (throws in cards)

Rachel: I'm in.

Monica: Me too.

Joey: Me too. Alright, whattaya got.

Ross: Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush.
(lays down cards)

Rachel: Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes!
(lays down cards) I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what?
(collects chips) I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile.
(holds up a chip) I think that one was Ross's,
and I think—oh—that one was Ross's. Yes!
(Starts singing): Well, I have got your money,
and you'll never see it...

(Ross stands up.)

Rachel: And your fly's still open...

(Ross looks down.)

Rachel: Ha, I made you look....

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